Can we just acknowledge at this point that the Synder Cut was never an actual thing?

Long ago before I became a regular here, I spent my time online on the [adult swim] message boards. It always tickled me how a large chunk of people hated Tim & Eric so much you would think T & E ran over their dog (seriously, take the usual reaction any time AV Club writes about them and multiply that by several…

Out of all the projects to come and go in WB’s “fire spaghetti out of a shotgun at the wall and see what sticks” approach to the DC movies, the one I wanted the most was the Manganiello Deathstroke movie that was supposed to be made by The Raid director Gareth Evans. Ah well, at least James Gunn’s The Suicide Squad…

sounds like another “triggered” Ant-head has made his way to the stage

More reshoots? I’ve reminded of the down-east joke about ‘dad’s old ax’, which goes something like this. “Dad’s old ax is the greatest tool, it never wears out no matter how much it’s used. We’ve had to replace the ax handle three times and the ax head twice but dad’s old ax just keeps on going.”

The movie begins with Luthor, the Joker, and Deathstroke sitting on the yacht shooting the shit. Then one of them asks, “What would be it be like if the guys who keep thwarting our crimes were sad, angry monster people?”

Another Delgado and Rosetti goon? You’ll never get a cent from Tim again!

For those of you with Stitcher Premium. There was an episode of Comedy Bang Bang he did—I think Brett Gelman was on it, too—where the bit was that Heidecker is incapable of being serious and only does bits. And then he goes into a bit about being molested, and in the middle of it keeps knocking over his glass on the…

I came upon them by accident. Each episode is like 10 min long.

This is stand-up comedian Tim from “Tim and Gelman have Lunch” This is a totally distinct Tim from the Tim&Eric and On Cinema Tims. You can tell by the leather jacket and green shirt.

“Tim and Eric aren’t funny, get them off Adult Swim!” they screamed, apparently forced to watch it.

You Greg Heads will always find a way to shit on my man Tim. Really disrespectful to the legacy of Tom Cruise Heidecker.

I’m unabashedly a fan of Tim, I think Eric brings more of the gross-out style that doesn’t appeal to my taste though I don’t deny he’s talented or that they had a huge impact on comedy together.

Have you ever watched On Cinema? That series is when I finally started to “Get” Tim. And his appearances on Comedy Bang Bang podcast really won me over. 

So, like a less caustic Neil Hamburger??? Maybe this reviewer has never watched Hamburger, or On Cinema with the (out of character) Greg Turkington? B/C anti-comedy has been a thing for quite awhile. I still really like Heidecker, but this doesn’t seem to be new territory. 

It’s okay, I’ll do all of the laughing for you.

That’s a relief. I was expecting this to be an honest shot at standup, but hoping it would be this instead. I missed how insanely furious people got whenever his or Eric Wareheim’s names were even hinted at during the Awesome Show days, and this should get a few keyboard-punchingly angry rants going. 

Now I don’t know what to believe!

Does he offer anyone in the audience some free real estate?