Why did you post a picture of Beavis and Butt-head?

Jesus, I knew Sharon fucked everyone out of their royalties, but she also fucked them out of the essentially valueless record company awards? Did she make them edit their resumes as well? She really is a cunt of the first order.

The plane! The plane!

I thought there was something about waving the magic sword at a plant? Am I in the right legend???

Aw shit . . . that’s wrong, isn’t it?

It’s pretty amazing how much the feel and genre of that changes once you take out Randy Rhoads’ guitar part (not to mention Ozzy’s vocals).

Yeah, this is sad, sad news. He ruled at the drums and I’m glad he got to spend his life doing what he loved. 

What’d she just hear about it?

It works SO WELL that losing that functionality is a bummer. It’s easier on the eyes than reading on my phone or tablet. 

Does he have to give back that magic sword the strange woman in the pond gave him?

Aw man. Kerslake and Daisley (bass) are the unsung heroes of those first two Ozzy albums...a rhythm section for the ages.

Some of the grooves they play are just...so fucking odd, (especially for heavy metal, which tends the have very metronomic drums and bass), but always soooo deep, in the way that only guys who had…

What took so long?

Right!

If only the avclub would pivot away from video so an ad doesn't play over the top half of the article every time I visit on my phone

“Who’s a dirty commoner?”

The Queen then gave the Commander of the Most Excellent Order to Bill & Ted.

I’m trying to imagine the emotions I’d go through if the Queen of England decided to publicly humiliate me.

No, of course not. What kind of moron does that?!

“Riddle me this, Batman...What ends before it started?”

McConnell has always been the Palpatine to Trump’s Jar Jar Binks.