At some point, the dearth of viable candidates should be a red flag that the underlying ideology is wanting.

Hillary was not “not a great candidate,” but rather an affirmatively ATROCIOUS candidate, quite possibly the worst one produced by either party in modern times.  

I’ve lost track: What exactly are “progressive ideals”? 

I know: I wish we would stop dropping all those bombs on Venezuela and North Korea.

It’s based on the authority of the President, invoking powers vested to the Executive Branch by the Legislative Branch. Your opinion on the validity of the underlying data is irrelevant.

Your scat-loving gay and medieval-dungeon BDSM friends are going to object to your mixing of metaphors and your graphic imagery and possibly revoke your SJW bona fides.

Your inability to read sarcasm is compelling evidence of the validity of my earlier comment that you inhabit an unhinged, rudderless, pussified world.

Did you at least try to fuck her? 

Now you want to police thought, with your comment about ridding yourself of the people who “*thought* of voting for Trump.”

You have a metronomic obsession with “shit” and “fuck.” You should be a rapper, teach music, or make protest signs.

You sound tough. I can’t speak for all the Nazis out there, but I know I’m cowering in fear.

Nor are real men afraid of being called troglodytes.

Yawwwnnnn..... Your quiver is in need of better arrows...

Alex, I’ll take Conservative Fuckfaces for $500. 

Does this include female Nazis? Do you punch them? And what if they’re a POC but voted for Trump? Do they get punched too? Are they considered a POC Nazi? And how are non-binary-non-cis Nazis treated? Is it OK to call them freaks? Or do we need to abide by their preferred genderless nomenclature? And can they be…

Actually, no. That picture is what I imagine you look like, and in my imagination, it is emblematic of the unhinged, rudderless, pussified world you live in. 

Have some hot chocolate: You’ll be fine....

Never mind.

Whoa... whooooa... A moment of lucidity? A concise, accurate comment free of hysteria or demagoguery?