To be fair, this sounds like he was trying to get an authentic reaction from his co-stars, rather than inform his own performance.

“Why don’t you just try acting?”

Pretty sure it all just bounced off his skull anyway.

I’m calling it Mad Max Headroom.

(gold star)

It’s fine, this is just a first draft

That’s the joke. It’s a quote from “This is Spinal Tap” where the idiot manager is trying to console the band after learning that their Boston concert was cancelled due to lack of sales. Also kudos for the (perhaps intentional) diss at Harvard for including it in the etc. I mean, yeah, pedantically it’s in the suburb…

They’re not referred to Massholes for nothing, right?

Wewease Bwian!

Well, not in the Gainesville FL or Chapel Hill, NC sense, but there are plenty of colleges/ universities in Boston (BU, BC, MIT, Tufts, Emerson, Northeastern, etc.)

And nobody thought to shout “release Batgirl!”

The real question is "Who is reality?"

That, and it’s not a college town.

She also had FOUR first names. In this (well, that) economy?

Zaslav and Chris Licht will be fiddling as CNN (and other Warner platforms) burn.

I could go for more of this!