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I love Beetlejuice more than most people. I obsessively watched the movie as a kid, and remember bonding with my mom dancing to the songs, reciting the lines, etc. I watched the cartoon series multiple times. I managed to get to NYC to see the second-to-last broadway show, complete with the OG Beetlejuice actor coming…

Well “Adult Disney” has a different meaning so we’re stuck with it.

It’s classic Beetlejuice stuff, with one awful and annoying ghost attempting to shoo away other disruptive ghosts.

There should be no Maitlands. Have them passed on to the great beyond or whatever. It would make zero sense to have them as old people, especially Baldwin who doesn’t look anything like his 80s self.

To be fair.   Beetlejuice is very pervy in the first movie 

Jenna Ortega showed up at the right time to dance her way into a handful of perfect roles didn’t she?

the cartoon did a pretty good job fleshing out the afterlife

Who could forget the hit single I’m On A Baot

The musical adaptation decided to update that angle by having Beetlejuice perv on everybody.

Are we still using the term legacy sequel, or is that legacy vocabulary?

I’m so tired of the term “Disney Adult”. 

An honorable weapon of the Klingon Empire 

Baot Leif was my favorite Russian viking.

Context!

That’s why she’s going with her sister instead of her Hitler-quoting husband.

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*Lief

Heh-heh. Dummies misspelled "boat."