Maybe it’s like what they said about Richard Pryor and Bill Cosby: Richard was filthy onstage but the kindest sweetest man IRL. Cosby made a big deal out of never working blue and appointed himself the moral police of all black men and, well...

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His hips can’t remember if they lied or not

He could try to use the Daniel Day Lewis Defense. “I was in character!  I stay in character the entire time I’m on set!  Imagine how much worse this would be if I were playing Christy Brown and demanded that everyone raise drinking glasses to my lips!”

You know who never has to deal with intimacy coordinators?

“The Gang Sacks a Pervert”

He was on Colbert recently talking about how he brings his Oscar to the set of everything he’s working on and hides it somewhere. Could someone have misconstrued his invitation to a rousing game of “Hide The Oscar”?

He reportedly kept waggling his eyebrows and saying “What, no one wants to eff Murray Abraham?”

Don’t watch MQ, but I’m wondering if he was filming the second season of The White Lotus concurrently and was still in the headspace of his horny, loves to hit on women character. (If, you know, he hasn’t had a covered up or open history of doing this behavior.) Not an excuse, of course.

I agree!  Although didn’t you spend one hell of a lot of time shitting all over the most recent MCU movie, even before seeing it?

There’s been two Doom movies already. They were both pretty bad.

Are you cosmicghostrider’s brother or something?

Imagine if we got DOOM movie that did it justice. Find someone who can make it as a mashup of Evil Dead and Aliens.

And it was not fucking dope.

I was referring to the idea that after a movie in a particular genre becomes a blockbuster, then there are always imitators that try to cash in on that success.

After the original Star Wars was released there were a bunch of imitators.

No. Y’all always strawman articles like this as you just have.