I find it funny how this article and this comment says several post-credits scenes are retconned... but they’re not. There’s new context, and newer (& more important) info, but nothing was retconned...

With the quality of what passes for snark or news to be upset about here, I’m pretty much looking forward to it shutting down. I’ll light up my St. Nathan Rabin and St. Sean O’Neal candles as a memorial.

It's just an innocuous joke that his character would definitely say. Some actors stay in character and continue joking around in between takes. So far the only example we have is the vagina joke, which is a nothing burger. Either he said other worse things or he was just annoying people with how often his dad jokes…

Perhaps the people yelling those slurs are the same people who hate that they live in a blue state. Not everyone in red states vote red and not everyone in blue states vote blue. 

I'm more impressed he didn't use the scope to aim and just used regular screen crosshairs. It was funny seeing playing out as a domino effect with that unexpected momentary delay.

The MGS gif seems pretty innocuous to me. The actor has a beard and dark hair and is in his underwear. So is Snake in that scene. Seems humorous and not sexual. The dude posting that underwear shot in response to Captain Britain rumors is what's baffling.

Remember Cartman had a genuine not-evil girlfriend like 2 seasons ago.

Cosmic Gumbo is a great phrase. Like a Paul Thomas Anderson sci-fi movie title.

House of Bards.

I’m glad they kept Paul Bettany. Having only been in a voice over role, they could have recast him and explained the slight change to him changing into physical form. I’m glad they didn’t but we all know the way studios act.

I'm aware about them highlighting his intelligence, but giving him web shooting abilities are not crazy considering that's like a third of what makes something like a spider. (Webs, sticking to walls, and having six arms. He got six villains instead.) We have a guy made entirely of sand in his rogues gallery. That's…

I don’t know if it passes in real time though. He should be a senior ready to graduate though at least.

I really liked Raimi’s take on it, despite the organic webbing, which i always found funny that it wasn’t part of his origin in the first place. Reading issues where he runs out of web fluid is great because he seems human but it’s also baffling he doesn't shoot his own webs because “spider sense” is completely…

Could be someone born a woman who identifies as “they” and as both male and female?

Very bizarre, now I have to look up more about those storylines again... I was wondering if it was Blob or, doubtfully, Kingpin or a handful of other randoms in the MCU.

I'm curious, which fat guy?

I do agree with all of that. I also pity him for those reasons. I thought he was better than that though and yes I think he definitely needs Sharon's help. I'm surprised no one else on the coaching staff met with her. I guess it seems obvious that he's misdirecting his anger to everyone but himself which is why he…

I get some of why Nate could be angry at the world (the episode with going to dinner with his parents among others), but to take it out on Ted is absolutely ridiculous. Lasso promoted him, constantly called him Nate The Great, then Nate got huge press as the Wunderkid, and they went with his False 9 play to win the…

Because it’s from a clip of a tv show owned by CBS. It’s CBS’ footage not from her own phone or social media. Womp womp.

I think everyone would. Just not a direct Shaun of the Dead sequel.