Exactly. Buy a ticket on United and get a free beating after you are seated on the plane. That is so convenient.

Red shirts that die easily? Now where have I heard that before...

Wait, is this sista Jamaican for real? And you just gave her a bunch of your bodily fluids and hair?

I can very easily understand the White House’s disgust with those gaming clips.

That airport’s going to be in trouble for having the baggage claims inside security. Easy to take something from checked luggage (like a gun) and bring it to a gate.

Maybe a meeting with Molyneux could create an ouroboros of lies so unending we won’t hear from either ever again?

You can’t tell Scalise that his idea would be “a whole new ball game.” He was fucking shot at a ball game.

Market to kids? That sounds immoral.

They will be making them to look like PEZ dispensers and colorful fuzzy ink pens next. “here kids, get hooked on this stupid addictive thing that is super easy to hide from your parents”

Uh, no. Show me a country that hasn’t gone full horror show under communist rule. China doesn’t count. I’ve been there. You can’t breathe there without coating your lungs in soot. I am more open to social democracy like they have in Canada. But we need to take over the Democratic Party first before we take the country…

Bold take

What’s this world coming to when you can’t believe a t-shirt anymore? Next, you’ll tell me my buddy at the bar ISN’T a female body inspector.

I didn’t star this post.

I don’t comment online

Just finished Altered Carbon and that was worth at least a couple months sub price anyhow.

Or, and I know this is wild, don’t let sponsors dictate your writing. I’m sure Amazon isn’t happy with a lot of the coverage that happens on GMG considering they advertise here, but thankfully sales and editorial here are separate like they should be.

I don’t care what anyone says. I love the aesthetic on her character. I hope they don’t change it one iota.

“Local area man found dead in his home. Crime scene investigators have determined that the victim was shot while charging a home intruder with a ninja sword. Victim’s neckbeard, while unusually thick, was insufficient to stop the gunfire.”

r/idonthidefromintrudersishootorstabthem

Pacquiao was robbed, but fortunately for Horn, robbing is one of the few crimes that Pacquiao hasn’t recommended hanging someone.