theodorebear
Theodore Bear
theodorebear

So the hero is the person who provided the cash, and not the person who’s ideas and hard work led to the result?

The moment I meet my very short, balding blind date, he skips the introductions to say this:

“You know, I usually like really skinny, pretty Barbie doll types, but I really like you. You are so real and low maintenance. I like how you don’t put so much into your appearance. You’re so real.” After I had spent 2 hours getting ready for this date...

There are times when a team can seriously come back from setback after setback and I don’t think most players realize this yet. They’re still in the LoL mindset of, “whelp, we didn’t farm enough, we lose” 10m in the match.

“kids are stupid. They can’t play a terrible game. Back in my day our games were ugly and hard and read like poorly translated stereo instructions. Games today are crap.”

In all honesty, that is a better excuse for a motivation to be a hero than most JRPGs.

I’m never too impressed with Bethesda’s character models and this is no exception, the rest looks awesome though.

Review Bombing is easy to fix. If you get a refund your review goes bye bye. Trading Cards is easy. If you sell or trade a card within that refund period it tells you “hey if you sell this you can’t get a refund”. If you click yes, you cannot refund. If you return a game, you lose cards associated with it that show

Quietly masturbating while hoping that the car doesn't notice doesn't count.

Up to now, I do not believe anyone has had sex while riding in an autonomously-driven passenger car.

I would guess the reasoning to be something like, not everyone wants to have 8-10’ tall roadways. I would hate it if the roads in colorado were all suddenly 8-10’ tall due to large structures being placed over them.

It blows me away that so many people are into this shit. It just goes to show that some people will NOT under any circumstances listen to reason or logic once they’ve made up their mind, no matter how simple it is.

Right click view page source reveals this!

My body is ready....

I work full time looking to call BS on the DoD where it actually exists. Neither Russia or the US are completely innocent in this regard, far from it, but the Russian media machine is an entirely different animal. If you think this is bias analysis so be it, but I would read through my work, I think you will find it

How have I never seen this gif

Sorry, your anecdotal evidence is meaningless. I’m not saying it’s not stupid, I’m specifically replying that cigars represent more of a threat than naked demons with nipple rings.