There's always some douchebag who claims that his choice of article is more important than whatever Kotaku publishes at the time.

RFID chips (such as those used with pets) are not tracking devices.

Welcome to the future 2015, where pets are treated like children and children are treated like pets.

Awww, did the mean man steal your Tucker Carlson brand bow tie and pee on your latest copy of the Weekly Standard?

Fuck off.

At least you were locked up when AJ ruined Deadspin.

The perpetual shittyness of the Knicks must have been a calming force in this new topsy-turvy world, I would imagine.

Your stupidity is worse than any police brutality. That should say something.

"I'm okay with killing people and violence and rape and whatever horrible other things happen in games but. . oh no. . the hypothetical glorification of police. . !"

I thought we were all on the same page when we decided "Real life =/= Video…

You're post shorted out my brain for a few seconds...

I have a solution.

You sir, are a horrible human being and you should really reconsider your actions involving other human beings.

Even children aren't paying Willy Moon proper respect.

Its a possibility you got duped by people lacking artistic integrity.

Dude if that looks belongs to her husband alone I have fucked her husband like, 12 times.

I'm thinking this...

Yeah where you have to press X repeatedly to pull her off the door while saving yourself.

Thanks, you just ruined it for me. Damn you internet.

Too soon?

Now all we need is a waterproof VR headset, so you can lie in the bath tub, slowly lean backwards, and feel the water covering your face as you're experiencing this :D