One of the reasons I read Kotaku is that I know you will write the stories that the other media outlets won’t touch. Keep it up!

Not sure this would count as parody. It’s certainly a humorous use of the mark, but doesn’t really parody the mark so much as put it on a character doing silly things. The main feature of this mod is the Red Sox outfit, and I think a consumer might be confused and think it was officially sponsored based on the content…

CoD. CoD never changes.

My mage in World of Warcraft can stop casting, switch targets, remove a curse, and get back to the current target at the press of a button.

A trident missile you say?

I’m tempted to immediately discount every other opinion that person has. I could understand someone thinking it’s not their cup of tea, but if they think it’s actually shit, their taste in what makes a game good is probably 180 degrees from mine.

You have to carefully control the hype train lest it run someone over and give them a heart attack!

Haha, yeah I knew what you were getting at. ;)

The Netherlands?

You have to keep a carton of eggs by the door. When a greedy kid goes to take a big handful, you whack him on the head with one of the eggs.

When I was younger I was always worried these things were going to pull by teeth out because they were that sticky.

Yes. The dog butt is a button.

Source: this article.

Sailboats without their sails often look worse.

Haha. That’s a interesting idea! I think it would be problematic if you were writing spontaneously because you would have to plan out exactly what you wanted to say for the full line of text and roughly the spacing. Although I think the problem is being exaggerated. Just because you are pushing the ballpoint instead…

Haha. That’s a interesting idea! I think it would be problematic if you were writing spontaneously because you would…

I replied to anther person who raised the same thing, but that is not about the design of the pen, it’s the fact that we write left to right. The pen is not designed with a bias, it’s a function of our writing system. There are other problems to like smudging when you write with your left hand that you wouldn’t say…

I replied to anther person who raised the same thing, but that is not about the design of the pen, it’s the fact…

I don’t know if I would really call that the pen being “made for right handed people.” That would be the case for any writing implement because we write left to right in English. I know that handwriting is harder generally for left-handed people for those reasons, you can also include smudging, but there is nothing…

I don’t know if I would really call that the pen being “made for right handed people.” That would be the case for…

How would that even work given that pens are almost always symmetrical?

How would that even work given that pens are almost always symmetrical?

Another good “we gotta fight the aliens” speech.

Eh. If he has as much money as some people estimate it’s probably not a problem. Let’s say property taxes and upkeep are about $40K, he could set aside a million dollars in an ETF and the return alone would more than cover that.