I was making a joke. I guess it didn’t land well.

I tend to plan my taxes to owe a bit, so if they want to pay that?

I would totally watch the hell out of this. I read about Stallworth a while back and loved him to death. He has such a great story to tell. How he brought down the KKK was amazing.

Thank you. I read the hell out of Anthony when I was a pre-teen, but when I was about 16 I went back and re-read, and was totally skeeved out. This puts it all in context.

I just don’t understand why you would want to enter the condom crafting arena, when you can just order a small icepack off of Amazon. It’s for exterior use. I used an icepack on my recent surgical upgrade, and fit fine.

I like pumpkin spice and avocados like any young lady with blond hair, Uggs, and a yoga addiction. I am a middle aged, heavily tattooed man. My coworkers make fun of me. I’m cool with it. More pumpkin spice for me.

“they’re already making more than the average American because there are very few low-paying jobs that require that much travel.”

I travel for work and sometimes stay for weeks in a hotel. Tipping at that rate would eat my travel per diem.

I work for a federal agency, and the only dress code we have is “No undershirts at outer shirts”. I kid you not.

You have created a very specific scenario for yourself there.

Hey Trump, too late! You just bought this transgender person a brand new dick. I’m gonna name him Trump in honor of his small stature.

I looked for a good meme for adding insult to injury, but I couldn’t find one that showed just how big of an asshole these guys are.

I wish we could just take the Boy Scouts away from their crap leadership, and give the organization to the Girl Scouts wholesale. They’d do better with it.

Jake: Hey, what’s going on?!

Oh thank god. I thought I was too dumb to get that to work.

You have a lot of willfully ignorance and sea lioning in the greys under your comments. You can hit the “dismiss” option on the 3 dots, and nobody would miss anything of import.

I wish there was a Safari version.

You forgot the not quite scammy important one. Always check the shipping dates. It might be cheap because it’s coming from China, and will take 4 months to get to you. No joke, I bought a shaving stand that took that long.

How timely. I was looking into going to the Rainforest Cafe. I’ll be sure to skip it, and spend my money elsewhere. I mean, like I was looking this up last night. Soooo glad you published this article. I don’t like giving my money to assholes.

Sometimes you stretch the skin, and do a light pass.