So, pretty much everything, than. . .

My husband and I work for a very conservative fed agency, and one or our coworkers told my husband he was super in favor of bathroom bills. My husband, then asked if conservative guy what about me? I’m a transgender guy that is read as male 100%. I have a beard, for god’s sake.

If you know nothing about cooking, they are good ways to learn. If you can cook? No point.

Well I ate the apple, so no food wasted. Just a tiny sliver is all you need. You have to be careful not to overdo it. I liked the way it made my tobacco taste, as well. Like I was all fancy with the expensive tobacco.

We used to use apple slices to keep our tobacco from drying out back in the 80s when I smoked roll-yer-own’s. You have to be careful because too much apple would make it too damp. Not sure if it works the same way with cake. It also made crap cheap tobacco taste and smoke way better.

I was a teen delinquent in the 80s, and went through one of those teen courts. They were honestly some of the most helpful people I’ve ever met. I had a B&E charge from being homeless, and breaking into an abandoned summer home during a storm because I was cold and wanted to be out of the rain. The neighbors called…

Doc shop now. There is a doc somewhere that will do it. I called ten gynecologist in 1992 to get my tubes tied at the age of 20. There is always a doctor that will do it. If all else fails go to a different doc, not associated with your office and tell them you’ve had the IUD longer than you have actually had it. They…

Too bad Budweiser isn’t actually a, you know, beer.

Bump.

I had an adult tonsillectomy at the age of 38. My clearest memory is of being so damn hungry, but not being able to get anything past my throat, so I just kind of slurped down watered down oatmeal because Jamba Juice was closed.

Gross confession time:

This effects me personally as a transgender man that works for the federal government. Both my husband and I do. We are already making contingency plans to look for state jobs, and get out of our much more lucrative federal jobs, if things change.

Decide if someone having a large lunch bag in the fridge, eating hard boiled eggs at their desk, not cleaning the white board, leaving the projector on, etc etc etc are really that big a deal to draft a passive aggressive nag note.

I find direct confrontation stops these things on their tracks. Nobody wants to write crappy passive aggressive notes to you if you end up in front of them with the note in hand. I don’t care if they think I’m an asshole, I just think if you are going to write a passive aggressive screed for the entire work place to…

I’m going to go out on a limb and assume the are all cis gendered men. Why is there always this weird percentage of cis gendered male asshole that needs to control women’s reproductive health access? I just don’t get it.

Here’s the flip side of that. My parents are fucked up people, with a paranoid streak. I was on my own at 16 related to some serious physical abuse.

I grew up in the 80s. We had skinheads. I have a bit of experience fighting with those assholes because when they don’t have POC to attack, they went after queer kids in my town.

Nor were they ever supposed to be. They have a very different set of goals and ideals on how to accomplish things. I think we need both groups.

That’s because you are only talking to the kids. There are adults of that vein that lived through the 80s, that are a bit more savvy. The younger ones have to go through some growing pains.