Mr. Pitt was a pedophile!

Now that Subway has cut ties with him, he's going to get fat again.

I just spent ten minutes trying to come up with a good Connor has become a repo man joke because I never watched Mad Men (or much of it anyway) and ummmmmmm…….I've got nothing.

We really need a dog President. Unfortunately, none of them seem to make it to 35.

Donald Trump is working on that album right now.

Hold up,

He couldn't have held out for a better Batman?

I tried watching it for the first time a few months ago, and honestly didn't really care for it despite loving most of the cast. I guess I haven't really seen any of these summer camp movies it supposedly spoofs though, so maybe this one just isn't for me.

But is the average Daily Show viewer under 30 these days? I mean, I've been watching it since I was a teenager and I turned 20 over twelve years ago. Maybe they want a younger audience but that vision of the Daily Show isn't necessarily what I want.

Hell, I get feminist just about every night.

Any parent that immediately hands their newborn off to Sean Penn should probably receive a visit from child protective services ASAP.

“Kirk is a passionate fighter for justice"

I swear to God, after reading this, I may only watch a few more weeks of Jon Stewart's show.

Are there actually Richie Rich purists out there that subscribe to Netflix and want to tune into a children's show? Because who are these people?

I figured they'd go with a former child actress turned outrageous pop singer but I guess Sara Lynn was unavailable. Shame.

It still needs a lot of improvement, so for now, I'm downgrading this to "mediocre job, internet."