Now I want a prequel all about Mario and Luigi as struggling small business owners in Brooklyn and Queens.

Yet Keanu Reeves still walks among us.

Honestly, as much as I love Reeves, I have zero to no interested in any live action Constantine that isn’t played by Matt Ryan. 

Like any other “trend” take the reporting with a grain of salt. Just like Nyquil Chicken, Rainbow parties, and smuggling bags of cinnamon into school it’s likely much less of a problem then the media is portraying. A lot of these businesses are switching from the conveyor belt model because a lot of the health regs in…

I’m finding that I only like the show when Natasha Lyonne is on screen. The murder setup scenes are sort of ‘meh’ to me.

“should the player continue these actions, the world will reflect back knowledge of them.”

Fair point, though the fact that MS has assured fans that Halo will continue in the future suggests that they’re still invested in the IP.

It’s not everyone’s things but that ten minute scene where Charlton Heston gets “assaulted” by a tentacle monster was a cinematic masterpiece

Seems incredibly wasteful. Just donate 13k pizzas to homeless shelters or something instead. That would garner much more goodwill and just as much publicity to the point that I might actually considering buying a pizza.

They would say that there went a girl who was committed to being eaten out, that is for sure.

Always thought people getting sucked into engines was just a Hollywood thing. I don’t weigh much - this might be a new irrational fear for me

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Chill Another Day

This is why you never open an umbrella on the tarmac.

its a slippery slope. you can be cautious and then slip and die in a grocery store. Sometimes its just your time and there isnt much you can do about it. 

I didn’t think the cop skin itself was weird but I must say the addition of the “Turning off body cam” emote, adding auto-lock aiming against Doomfist, Baptiste, Ana, Pharah, Sojourn, Sombra and Symmetera, and any Cop Tracer “Play of the Game” is now just a clip of her guest appearing on Sean Hannity is definitely a…

You live in the United States Boomer retirement home how could you not be surprised by all the RED down there? Don’t even get me started on how indoctrinated my fellow Latinos are down there that constantly vote against their own self interest.

No, no, he’s a genius multi-CEO, which is why he has time to shitpost.

...Apparently it’s the same as Japan’s obsession with guns, you know, considering the anime this article is about is literally about schoolgirl “assassins” running around with guns and my comment was about the ubiquity of it in Japanese media lol.

I dunno. What the hell is America’s obsession with superheroes and guns? Also, high school =/= grade school.