OK, this guy is just a head-shave away from going full-on Lex Luthor.
We are watching a Gotterdammerung, with one of the world’s great financial and engineering empires crashing and burning in real time.
Pity Ozymandias.... NOT!

You can hit them in the house

#1: Wears Dogecoin t-shirt to the Superbowl.

Now I want a prequel all about Mario and Luigi as struggling small business owners in Brooklyn and Queens.

Yes, I did mean that. Alas, I only learned that “Asimov Cascade” is a term that Rick & Morty made up after the 15 minute edit limit had passed.

“They trampled on the very habitat that they placed so high in regard and sought to enjoy,” the mayor stated.

Yet Keanu Reeves still walks among us.

Honestly, as much as I love Reeves, I have zero to no interested in any live action Constantine that isn’t played by Matt Ryan. 

Like any other “trend” take the reporting with a grain of salt. Just like Nyquil Chicken, Rainbow parties, and smuggling bags of cinnamon into school it’s likely much less of a problem then the media is portraying. A lot of these businesses are switching from the conveyor belt model because a lot of the health regs in…

I’m finding that I only like the show when Natasha Lyonne is on screen. The murder setup scenes are sort of ‘meh’ to me.

That must be the right answer because it’s the same answer the corporations came with as well!

“should the player continue these actions, the world will reflect back knowledge of them.”

Fair point, though the fact that MS has assured fans that Halo will continue in the future suggests that they’re still invested in the IP.

It’s not everyone’s things but that ten minute scene where Charlton Heston gets “assaulted” by a tentacle monster was a cinematic masterpiece

Seems incredibly wasteful. Just donate 13k pizzas to homeless shelters or something instead. That would garner much more goodwill and just as much publicity to the point that I might actually considering buying a pizza.

They would say that there went a girl who was committed to being eaten out, that is for sure.

Always thought people getting sucked into engines was just a Hollywood thing. I don’t weigh much - this might be a new irrational fear for me

This is why you never open an umbrella on the tarmac.

...Apparently it’s the same as Japan’s obsession with guns, you know, considering the anime this article is about is literally about schoolgirl “assassins” running around with guns and my comment was about the ubiquity of it in Japanese media lol.

I dunno. What the hell is America’s obsession with superheroes and guns? Also, high school =/= grade school.