Vegans are dumb as fuck. I eat VEGETARIAN. For health. Vegan’s morals taste like ass. Exploitation has benefited people for ages. Honey is natural and delicious. Fucking protesting Verizon makes more sense than avoiding honey.

You know it’s gonna be Kanye.

Jack: At the hospitel n my grandpa is still sick n i have to watch him fuckin a man tonite is gunna suck.

So this is where these creepy conservative blonde women come from...

“I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.”

As a person who tries to retain a slightly more optimistic view of the world, the overarching view I’ve gotten from a lot of the show (when it seems to be trying to be political) is not that of nihilism, but a hatred of zealotry and extremism. They mock those who take things too far (Randy, even when he supports a…

Let me get to it first:

I cant seem to post the picture but you guys know Trump ads are appearing on Splinter right? They clearly say paid for by donald j trump for president and the RNC.

Or Behind the Mask.

Can’t have been a black eye. If it was they’d have shot it.

This is what happens when you deal with the the low life scum that populates such an unsavory profession.

It’s not any game, unfortunately, only select ones. 

It’s not any game, unfortunately, only select ones. 

No one in the Secret Service said anything because they are the ones who stuck the toilet paper to his shoe. His LEFT shoe. It’s a message.

Decent human beings have a liberal bias.

I remember the last time I knocked some Lego off of the nightstand and it shot through the wall and severely injured my loved one. 

Would I use that word in public? No. This is Twitter.

I’m not surprised Batman is right-leaning.

The GOP existed for 150 years and Trump destroyed it in 2. Congratulations.

“If you throw food at a restaurant employee, you will be arrested.”

Change the color of the car and this story takes on a whole new hue.