Okay gramps.

Ate there once got super sick. So greasy. Worst hush puppies I have ever had.

Those imperialist bastards! Bombing innocent civilians in their own backyards! Sick, absolutely sick. We would never...oh right.

Well they’re not barraging themselves with racist comments are they? Not quite the same thing.

What a journey he’s had.

So you want your teen to not do something and you forbid it? That’s not how teens work!

Dude’s got pee jars stacked somewhere.

They should investigate Uranus’ big dark spot.

Here too man.

And you didn’t give him any advice? Pft, and you guys wonder why we don’t learn.

So everyone who writes a autobiography is a journalist. Little bit of a leap.

Oh man. For a second I was thinking Tetris adaption. Oh well.

My dad claims New York Times is left leaning. I don’t see it.

Only every second of every minute of every day of every week of every month.

BZZZZZZZZZ! 

To be fair, it’s not really a “switch” it’s a different show with different characters with the same names. It’s random comedy, for kids!

Yeah, still don’t get it. 

Was he a DJ or something? I always wondered how he became the standard bearing professional tv host...guy.

So odd. I went to Culver’s last week and asked for an order of chicken tenders. The drive-thru guy asks me “Just one?” and naturally I say yes. I get home and there’s a single fucking tender wrapped in paper. One fucking tender dude? Really? Poor guy is gonna get creamed on drive-thru if he asks everyone that…

Best part of a fast food job. Making off-menu food. Mmmm. Everything sandwich.