So you want your teen to not do something and you forbid it? That’s not how teens work!

Dude’s got pee jars stacked somewhere.

Here too man.

And you didn’t give him any advice? Pft, and you guys wonder why we don’t learn.

So everyone who writes a autobiography is a journalist. Little bit of a leap.

Oh man. For a second I was thinking Tetris adaption. Oh well.

My dad claims New York Times is left leaning. I don’t see it.

Only every second of every minute of every day of every week of every month.

BZZZZZZZZZ! 

Was he a DJ or something? I always wondered how he became the standard bearing professional tv host...guy.

So odd. I went to Culver’s last week and asked for an order of chicken tenders. The drive-thru guy asks me “Just one?” and naturally I say yes. I get home and there’s a single fucking tender wrapped in paper. One fucking tender dude? Really? Poor guy is gonna get creamed on drive-thru if he asks everyone that…

Best part of a fast food job. Making off-menu food. Mmmm. Everything sandwich.

Biggest game? This is one of those base level shiny minigame bullshit. I wanna see if they did anything with the VR for Resident Evil Village or if they just plopped it in like with RE7.

He has as much as you.

Nice flier. “HEY FIREMEN, WANT SOME FREE SLUTS?!”

Didn’t even notice Clement.

But if they don’t spend all their money on fundraisers how are they supposed to raise enough money for fundraisers?!

I don’t get it. Why the fuck are people insisting they come out verbally against the war? Their government kills people for less every day.

He is hardcore hit or miss.

Nope. Loki is the main bad guy and you’d have no idea who he was. Nor Thor.