They did that already.

I eat a bunch of cool ranch chips right before sex. My girlfriend loves it.

And now openers have to come in 2 hours earlier to slice a shift’s worth of meat. 

Elijah McClain was given a lethal dose of ketamine not amphetamine. The latter of which would have given him MORE strength.

This is America. If she wants to get high and lose her shit on social media, like a good chunk of the rest of the country; fucking let her.

Ashley gives you the same shit about working with Cerberus and she’s a space racist.

Shine on you crazy diamond.

Definitely avoid Steam forums for this game if you’re gonna play it. Spoilers abound

Can something with that fold quality really be called a burrito? Otherwise it’s just a frumpy taco.

Going from 6 to 7 was surely the biggest tonal whiplash I have ever got for an evolution in a game series. Sure, the menus felt Resident Evily but damn I wasn’t prepared for a completely different game.

I was chuckling heartily by minute three then realized I was only half through this storyline. This is quality advertising.

This kid is grade A serial killer in the making. No saving this one. Can we still banish people? Executing a 6 year old is a little extreme I guess.

But what happens to the fish that doesn’t get picked? Surely it doesn’t keep going around and around? Or is it busy enough that it never gets old/thrown out?

Ahhhh. So many nostalgic memories of making terrible AMVs with Windows Movie Maker when I was a pre-teen.

Best thing on SNL since the Papyrus sketch with Ryan Gosling.

Yeah and I think they don’t make good enough use of Natasha’s talent. She carries every scene she’s in in any show she is in. 1/3 of every episode of Poker Face is setting up the murder without her at all. Not great.

She’s an angel of death for sure.

Pretty sure it’s supposed to! Charlie even mentions them.

Same here. I find myself anxiously waiting for the good part to start. Not a great way to know every episode is gonna be 1/3 of that.