No he didn’t. That was the point.

Uhh... his dinner never came out at all until HE said something. So I’d consider that a pretty major fuck up.

Im a newish resident to Florida and just went to the dentist. While I was waiting I was offered either US Weekly or Guns and Ammo magazine to read. I laughed it was so on the nose of how I think of Florida. Ya know how in a lot of towns there is a mattress store on every block? It’s gun range/shop combos instead. And…

They should really just sell frozen McGriddle bread at the store. Half the time I just take the “protein” off and eat it as a cheese sandwich. 

He’s basically a dancing Muslim.

You mean a Minecraft version of Ingress. Come on man, know your industry!

I have absolutely no idea what this game is supposed to be. Good on you for trying and shame on the boss who assigned it to you.

I always get shit for it but goddamnit I insist that a 100 dollar bottle tastes just like a 1000 dollar one. And a 16 dollar bottle tastes just like that 100 dollar bottle. So yeah. Come at me!

Sure man, she exposes war crimes and then the government that committed those war crimes say she got people killed. Hmmm.... who to believe.... 

Dude come on. Ugh. This is why it’s hard for me to browse Kinja at work.

It’s pretty much Doom+Mad Max+watered down Bulletstorm. It desperately needs environmental kills, kicking and an arcade mode. Coop too, obviously. Seems like Coop would have been a no brainer. Oh well. Still fun.

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no! It’s the easiest joke in the world!

Hello, America: Find Your Self-Awareness

He got lucky, that’s all.

That’s decent enough not to be a Dad Joke I think.

Good job guy that says basically the same shit over and over and never actually makes a point. (despite how well articulated you may speak)

I still find it amazing that the whole Jussie Smollett thing basically made that whole plot disappear from the news.

I mean, that’s life in the worst timeline for ya.

Seems logical enough. Since they haven’t charged him with the actual murder yet.