Chicago police break the law everyday without any worry of being held accountable. Im sure you don’t give a fuck about that though.

She didn’t do any of that. So what was your point again?

A chibi spin-off of Assassin’s Creed is something I never knew I wanted.

Pft. They wasn’ no Big Bang, that for sure.

What does that have to do with anything? You’re doing this weirdly unnecessary ‘whataboutism’. 

You...you gotta be trolling.

Obama didn’t do this exact thing.

Considering the person-level height the bowls are left at, doesn’t seem aimed towards animals.

Obviously violent video games and pornography are the true culprits here.

Oddly plausible. Passenger or car jacker? 

Oddly plausible but lack of 911 call kind of gives a clue. Passenger or car jacker?

Sp...spoilers? Also this looks terrible. The world is bad and the joker loses his mind slowly?

I’m not a extremely learned man but i’m pretty sure that’s wrong.

Who the hell is Andrew Yang?

Please don’t do this. You fuck over people who may need the wallet and just dropped it moments ago. Look through it for contact info and if it has an ID in it faecbook them real quick. If you’re find the wallet in a place of business in a building that would have a lost and found. Give it to them. If outside then do…

I just never heard it before and after awhile you assume you’ve heard them all, yea know?

WHY would he admit to 100 more burglaries.

Wasn’t there a white pastor that bought like..a second private jet for himself? It’s Grays money, he earned it. It’s not easy selling bullshit. Also how does the post know he was nodding in agreement to her threat? She pointed at him and he nodded back to her. I do the same thing to let people know I see ‘em.

It costs billions of dollars to put together census questions?

I always let someone else initiate a hug first as to not be weird. Normal people would understand this. Creepy Joe is not normal.