Jeeze, I forgot about that dumbass lost coast bullshit. I miss Valve. :(

The less teeth someone has, the more believable they are.

I’d love to call it a resurgence of racism but it’s more like a second coming of public racism. It’s always been there but now it’s “okay” to say out loud.

Perfect response to something I was wondering myself.

Hahahah. Holy shit. What is that 80 bucks worth of beer? 

Ahh the show where she openly airs her terribly parenting and weird ass family. Sooo down to earth. Crazy ass rich people. 

We have to take your protected rights so that the religious and moral rights of bigots are respected. <-- Main right wing logic

Amerika!

Ugh. Even if it managed to make itself interesting that still means I would have to go back and watch four fucking seasons of that slog. No thanks.

I hate that I can’t laugh at this particular joke anymore.

They could anyway. It’s not like the jacket selling officially will stop unofficial versions.

At this point it’s pretty obvious that progressive democratic shifting is the logical left wing future.

Fuck, I can’t even with this shit anymore. It’s getting too hard. I’m out.

I have a pretty good feeling we’re gonna welcome a blue governor into Florida this year.

Not as natural as a double-double-triple. Two cream, two sugar, three shots of whiskey.

I have accidentally scrolled across The Onion drop down menu and seen stuff on there that I was like “Nooo waaay” for a second before I realized it wasn’t The Root. Mostly stuff in the last year or so.

Nice. 

I meant physically get up and vote. I know plenty of people who are outraged by this stuff and still don’t vote.

I meant physically get up and vote. I know plenty of people who are outraged by this stuff and still don’t vote.

Pretty much everyone: Things can’t possibly get any worse!
Donald Trump: Hold my beer.