Well that's real good, but it needs improvement.

Tell the maid to do it.

We speak American on these comments, buster!

Nobody alive today is that old.

A Club V

Introducing John Malkovich as Kearny, the 13th Doctor.

The whole thing's a metaphor for Nathan Rabin's tenure at the A.V. Club!

I don't think you understand the concept of film reviews.

Is getting "freedom murdered" similar to being "French murdered"?