Usually, some people humans in his movies tend to be quite nearly as inhuman as the local eyeless children-eating ghouls.

In DnD terms, she's a Vampire Tiefling.

Jaspers are probably troops; I can't help but think that Amethyst being called a 'runt' might end up being more than just another indicator that they're massed produced. Perhaps her tendency for animal forms isn't a coincidence, and Amethysts on the Homeworld are meant to be literally so low on the totem pole that…

*Closes Fimfiction tab, looks around basement*

*Closes FIMfiction tab*

Pearl's nose is simply far too small.

If Garnet's unfused, then the Crystal Gems are just Pearl standing above a bunch of munchkins.

Why you should skip Scream Queens: the Muppets premiere at the same time, and you have your priorities in line.

I read it as they were canceling Blackish, which would have been both more impressive and far more deserving of outcry.

Read Rolland's lines in the voice of Lemongrab.

"Spazzing"?

Stanbowl is in almost twenty-four hours!

Sarah Greene's magnificent curled hair must be present next season, though.

[Stewart reveals he is wearing kevlar under his suit to Sarah Palin]

Sexy Grumpy Cat continues to be the best.

This wasn't that bad. Vince Vaughn was the worst part of it, but that was expected.

He is, but when Renly died the Stormlands became Stannis's, and the Stormlands probably 'requires' a top lord. If Stannis died before Joffery did, Tommen would've probably been given Storms End.

Technically, given that there are no Barathions left, Stannis is her liege lord, and killing him might go against her code. Or something along those lines.

Delicious northern maple syrup.

"The Dornish are crazy. All they want to do is fight and f*ck, f*ck and fight."