"He's brooding at us menacingly, m'lord."

Naw, the worst name in the world is Yohighness, followed by Yomajesty.

I think I had a mild stroke as I read that.

Poor women.

Where was the Drowned God in the House of Black and White? It's mentioned, but the room's so damned dark it's hard to tell which one it's supposed to be.

Jake sliding on dozens of Rainacorn bodies is probably kind of dirty dream, right? Or am I overthinking it?

I am Chinese, which gives the the intrinsic right to laugh at whenever the Japanese get shit on in media. That said, how was this movie made? This is a actual question, or possibly a plea for help.

5. There's dragons.

Where do eliminated whores go?

While it's possible the slaves are just tanned from being out in the sun all day, as apposed to sitting inside pyramids, Mereen's master population is a practical rainbow. Hizdahr zo Loraq, for instance.

It's more like 'any country with a established social order that got upheavaled by a white person thinking they had better ideas then the locals'.

I just watch them all in one day-long marathon.

Like a hypothetical 8'th Harry Potter movie, it should be pitch black and everyone should be holding candles for visability.

Yet.

Christ, man.

There's still about two seasons to go; the Ironborn could easily fill in a antagonist roll to keep most of Westeros distracted from the really important issues at hand. I mean, Balon's still kicking.

It removes the need for bringing a exercise ball into bed in the first place.

Dany's entire MO is going around and taking over self-sustaining civilizations, attempting to give power to the people while insulting and degrading the ruling class, and then being upset when her propped-up governments fail and when people want to go back to their comfortable lives. She's also spent so much time…

People think that the Lannisters have the weirdest sibling relationships, but no, it's the Tyrells! Who are all apparently fully functioning humans who love each other. Which is something very rare!

Well, if he's a pleasant horny, pleasure-addled teenager, he could still have the Renly-style 'everyone likes me' vibe.