Dollars to donuts says his ending is, like, 99% the same as the Benioff and Weiss ending for the TV show, he saw how much the public hated it, but he can’t come up with anything better. 

Luke, do you have any friends that are strippers? I suggest asking them what they think. Is it okay to have sex during a lunch break? What if it’s with a sex worker? What if you look at porn? Is that OK? Or is it only wrong if anyone else is there from the office?

So, I get everything else, but why is going to a strip club during lunch a bad thing? Like, are they gone more than the hour or whatever alotted to them? Are they not clocking out and using company time? Are they coming back drunk? If not... it’s their lunch break, they can go where they want.

“You’d need more than “low 6 figures” to pull it off (probably closer to 7 figures), but otherwise you have ZERO expenses”

“Low six figures gets you about four years of this. Maybe low SEVEN-figures?”

I thought they were fine, but mostly existed for the mods pun.

Back in 2016, he mentioned spending between $60,000 and $70,000 per year on cruising:

That logic doesn’t track at all. They sold a lot of cars but the percentage is of the ownership that has received a DUI. So whether its 5/100 or 5,000/100,000 owners, its still not painting a pretty picture. 

Michael Bay says hello.

The M1 is a SoC—including memory and storage—so I would highly doubt anything short of the fan and maybe the power supply is user replaceable.

Men don’t care about size of their penises.

“Dudes are weird about the size of their dicks”

I don’t even think it’s especially true. It seems generally true across the board, not specifically apple related.

Do you think the subscription model is a specifically... Apple thing?

Eh, this is what I’ve come to expect from games journalists these days. I mean, perish the thought that someone calls out Russia’s war crimes without the old “But-but-but what about what the US has done in the past?”

Holy crap, can you please not feed into the whataboutism? At least not yet?

“lol, those OTHER fighting game players are a bunch of stinky nerds, not like us super chads who play a DIFFERENT fighting game, amirite?”

Seems dumb to get upset about an article you didn’t have to read

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.…

You went through all that trouble of googling a thing, seeing that there is a correlation between lifestyle and bone density (hunter gatherers v farmers) and yet your takeaway is that this is from 1,000 years ago, rather than thinking: HMMMMMMM, if the “sedentary” life of a farmer leads to weaker bones than…