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This is a weird fucking picture

Man your conservative businessmen friends from 1998 will love this joke!!!!

Me by the end of this week trying to put the clues together

@Cher

So I am elevating Demi Lovato’s status from “Irritating” to “Insufferable.” Three strikes and you’re out and now you’re out, Lovato.

Mine is 6 now and due to a complicated c-section we did not get skin to skin for several hours. She’s well adjusted, incredibly loving, smart as fuck, and so funny it hurts me. Trust me it will be ok.

Good luck! Your kid will end up great.

I would like some drugs for a quarter.

C-section here. Trust, my baby was zero percent deprived. We didn’t skin to skin immediately after birth because I was being sewn up, but did do it immediately after I got in the room with him (maybe 30 minutes after birth). Kid then nursed immediately. In fact, he got great time just him and his dad before I came in.…

First, for the sake of your sanity stay away from that stuff. Those posts always end up with the sanctimommies ruining everything and making everyone else weep. I had a c-section with my youngest. It was a traumatic, emergency kind of deal and I will spare you the rest- but I did not get to actually see the kid let…

Boy that must be a great baby if it’s worth forty bucks just to touch it.

This reminds me of that Stephen King books where pre-teens have group sex in a sewer to save Maine or something.

One time I opened the mail of an ex roommate who had moved and never came to pick up mail because it contained a free sample of chocolate and I am NOT SORRY.

This is a level of stupid that should result in the writers losing their jobs in academia. I’m not really being hyperbolic here, either.

I wish more people were familiar with Gloria Naylor. You don’t usually see her name mentioned with the heavy-hitters like Toni Morrison or Angelou, but you really should. She should be on alllll the syllabi! Linden Hills is a work of complete genius- it’s a razor-sharp indictment of the Black middle class, structured…

You don’t recycle them?