Fuck

Kind of a low ranking for the Fridge. At a minimum, I’m sure he’s well versed in EnergySTAR certification, which has to count for something at DOE.

Perrys Who Should Run the Department of Energy, Ranked

The candy metaphor is super layered. Either he’s like hard candy and breaks all the time, or he’s like a Twizzler and flails around.

“I’m still open-minded,” he told Chris Wallace. “Nobody really knows. Look, I’m somebody who gets it, and nobody really knows. It’s not something that’s so hard and fast.”

The word “hero” is tossed around a lot these days...

15 years ago this is a good football play, can’t even try to kill people on the field anymore SMDH

I’ll be that asshole. Maybe you should call a fair catch?

I must take this into consideration.

Counterpoint: No, they won’t win today.

No, Clinton lost. We’re probably not going to war with Russia now.

This was an especially emotional game for players and students of Army and Navy when you consider most of them are going to be killed in a nuclear war soon.

gaming device? nah... it’s a porn device ;)

That Bear didn’t kill his wife and her lover.

What the hell was Jay Cutler doing in Turkey???

My husband has major baby-fever, and there was a super cute kid at the place where we had dinner last night. You start to think, “What if ...”

And then you read shit like this. Nevermind.

I was told the only way to save the environment was to protest monsanto and eliminate vaccines. Stein 2020!

Wow... I bet all those “Never Hillary” morons are so glad that their vote didn’t count and Hillary won the election anyway...

Thankfully Chicago added repeaters so that Red and Blue line trains don’t lose signal underground. Now if only this game would come out on android.

Watching anything she does still makes me want to vomit in rage and fear and sadness.