Time to fire up the Biturbo and tackle your Wednesday! If it, you know, works. Which it probably won’t.

For midship amusement, consider the Honda Beat!

It’s Friday! This guy’s ready to get out there and drive like a champion in his Nissan 200SX. Are you?

The brown brat agrees.

But did you pay $1500 this year?

Want a satisfying end to your week? Look at how all that crap was packed there. Just look at that. I want to see that crammed into that Citroën Axel.

This right here is why those guys should pay you a consulting fee or just give you the first one off the line. Slap a poptop on it and watch the value of 80's Westfalias drop around the country in proportion to number of Torchfalias sold.

Just tell people you almost have a Delorean.

Lift your spirits with the AMC Eagle Sport!

I really don’t understand people who will go through the herculean effort of doing an engine swap, but can’t be troubled to source and install a window crank handle. Crack pipe for that reason alone.

its because cars have gotten so damn bloated, especially around the belt line. they would look even sillier with normal or small wheels.

where, exactly, does one find a steep hill in Kansas?

My Buick laughs at your attempt at comfort.

easily replicated.........

Two owner. Clean planefax.

Ran when parked

Remember the Chevrolet Code 130R Concept Nissan IDX from a couple years ago, and how it was supposed to be some kind of small rear-wheel drive sports coupe for the teens? It didn’t happen.

Or maybe I just like posting pictures in the morning: http://jalopnik.com/tag/images

Agreed. Even the *skis shouldn’t be attached there!* thing it has going on is bewitching.