Counterpoint: I turned off the game about five minutes in last night, and won’t watch playoffs again this year.  It was shameful, dangerous, ugly, messy.  The hacks and goons at Sportsnet can cheerlead about the New NHL™ all they want, it’s scrummy business as usual, talent-nullification of the worst kind.  I don’t…

DERP DERP MANS GAME DERP DERP

Assange’s disclosures were messy, they made a lot of powerful people mad, and there’s a compelling case that some of then did cause harm.

To play devil’s advocate, for some people the thrill is in the building and not the having. Maybe he had a car worth basically scrap and decided to have some fun in the transformation but ultimately it didn’t suit his needs. I know I’ve spent countless hours dicking around on cars because I just wanted something to…

There are two of them.

And needs to bring $655,481 to beat $70K in the S&P500 on Jan 1st, 1994.

Not to be that guy, who even i usually hate, but... he absolutely 100 percent travelled on that play. Blatantly. I count at least 4 steps.

“snowstorm last June” and “the planet was once wet”

Yeah I was quite confused by that snow storm line lol

“My book exposed a grubby secret of American higher education: that the rich buy their underachieving children’s way into elite universities with massive, tax-deductible donations,”

LOL, you mean the dude who spent his time rocking a flowing caftan and a pair of strappy sandals?  Ohkayyyyyyy.

“I’m no idiot.”

The way that I feel ... stigmatized or mansplained about my sexuality is in the fact that with the rise of squirting in porn now guys want to “make me squirt.” It’s all the rage the way anal was like 10 years ago. Except I don’t do it naturally so they think that because it is a question of arousal they, with their…

Dammit you’re so earnest, I’ll stop now. Yes, joking. I just couldn’t believe people didn’t realize OP was joking so I decided to join in the fun.

This reminds me of something...

Andy Reid is actually working on an immortality serum, powered by unspent timeouts. Motherfucker already has an extra thirty years waiting for him.

That’s an odd take.

The siren/locker room question is weird and seems out of place, given the different tolerance for non-sexualized nudity in European and German culture. Most of the mineral water baths (“bad”) in Germany are co-ed, and are generally all nude. People frequently sunbathe nude in public parks ( a fact I learned on an eye…

The entire moon is a dead, dim place