I used to masturbate every time I saw (or heard or thought of) James Franco. :(

I used to masturbate every time I saw (or heard or thought of) James Franco. :(

I can only recommend listening to the Nerdist podcast where Chris Hardwick and the Sklar Brothers make up something called Death Cat for Cutie (it makes sense in dream logic!) and they start meowing Postal Service songs. Your heart will grow three sizes.

I can only recommend listening to the Nerdist podcast where Chris Hardwick and the Sklar Brothers make up something called Death Cat for Cutie (it makes sense in dream logic!) and they start meowing Postal Service songs. Your heart will grow three sizes.

Oh my gosh, was that the show "Wednesday 9:30/8:30 Central"?! I remember seeing ads and being impressed with the utter cravenness of the network not even bothering to give it a name.

Oh my gosh, was that the show "Wednesday 9:30/8:30 Central"?! I remember seeing ads and being impressed with the utter cravenness of the network not even bothering to give it a name.

Eviscerating Star Jones? Hasn't she lost enough weight already?

Eviscerating Star Jones? Hasn't she lost enough weight already?

Because he somehow still has a job with the Daily Beast?

Because he somehow still has a job with the Daily Beast?

Why yes, watching this show is much better after taking a big hit! Perhaps…Weeds…um…something.

Why yes, watching this show is much better after taking a big hit! Perhaps…Weeds…um…something.

At the Gay Disco or it didn't happen.

At the Gay Disco or it didn't happen.

OH MY GOD FOR SERIOUS, Star Wars is like that annoying guy at the office who you were relieved took a job somewhere else and then suddenly showed up again with a promotion and hangs out with your boss and always seems to run into you when you're coming out of the restroom and JUST MOVE ON PEOPLE ALREADY, not every TV…

OH MY GOD FOR SERIOUS, Star Wars is like that annoying guy at the office who you were relieved took a job somewhere else and then suddenly showed up again with a promotion and hangs out with your boss and always seems to run into you when you're coming out of the restroom and JUST MOVE ON PEOPLE ALREADY, not every TV…

I'm not going to pretend to be objective on this (ahem), but I am totally with TVDW on Challengers. It's more mature/measured/thoughtful than the previous albums, but being jangly isn't their only attraction. "My Rights Versus Yours" and "Adventures in Solitude" are probably among the best songs they've put out, and…

I'm not going to pretend to be objective on this (ahem), but I am totally with TVDW on Challengers. It's more mature/measured/thoughtful than the previous albums, but being jangly isn't their only attraction. "My Rights Versus Yours" and "Adventures in Solitude" are probably among the best songs they've put out, and…

QUINN AND KAT, ROADTRIPPING PLS

QUINN AND KAT, ROADTRIPPING PLS