50 “Revenge Porn” Cent? Good grief

Of all the names in the gaming industry I expected to pop up during the “manpocalypse”, David Cage is an easy number 1.

“Let’s show these fascists what a couple hillbillies can do”

My feet hurt and they are still wrong! What gives

so first we nuke the Japanese and now we’re lecturing them on how to be culturally sensitive? Nothing like Brian Ashcraft, Japan’s White Savior, to set the record straight. You watch The Last Samurai recently?

Seriously, and I say this from... well, I’ve probably done a lot of drugs. the whole idea that the universe is shaped like something of a shell and that this is all just a trick of the light is valid. Like, depth perception is an optical illusion, not an optical reality. I feel like I’m less moving through space than…

Heh, you gotta admit that you want that sweater

So here’s Dennis Rodman just going and chilling, making friends with the North Koreans, and playing a lil B Ball to some dorky, isolated supreme leader who may or may not be a total sociopath more than just being a scared child with a far too unmanageable situation on his hands, and he might just be the diplomatic key…

I’d throw in another star there but, with all respect, I wouldn’t want to interrupt the 42. The west coast in general, like... kinda scared!......................... I VOTED BC GREEN PARTY, THIS IS WEIRD HAVING A NUKE POINTED AT ME. QUIT BULLYING ME, NORTH KOREA, I UNDERSTAND, HE’S A... EVERY SWEAR WORD EVER AND WE…

Give Chad the Bruce Willis treatment in Die Hard 3

“Yet, this plays as a different game from Earth Defense Force V thanks to a new reloading mechanic.

Australia is looking kinda nice right now...

Lucca but with Ayla’s hair (different shade and lazily less fabulous) and face, plus that dumb harlequin/science jacket combo (seriously dude, spend a little bit more time in the character creation tool, I’ve made Soulcalibur 5 characters with more to them). Akira Toriyama has two modes, one where he actually gives…

I blame the past seven years entirely on Ed Sheeran

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Do any of you fucks on Lifehacker even have a medical degree? Oh my God you’ve been writing books on the internet for 11 years and you feel compelled to give ME advice? Go fuck yourself

Trust me, compared to me (what with my disability, my rampant anxiety as a result), you are. Check your privilege dough boy

I take two shots of that stuff every day and boil it with cinnamon as a house freshener (apple pie, yo). Scary

I thought I told everyone on this website very sternly to add trigger warnings if you are going to write “Ed Sheeran” (more like Ed He Ran). This is just plain as wonderbread insensitivity, not that I can’t go see him but because I’m still reading his name and staring at his dumb Pillsbury doughboy face playing…

PS4 is trash confirmed. Stoke those console war fires, grab the torches - the XXXbone is coming to town