Somebody told me: “Sleep when the baby sleeps. Clean when the baby cleans.”

Don’t forget the vow renewal, either...

My sympathies to Celine and the kids. Very sad. I do feel it’s important to add a glorious wedding pic to the mix...

Ugh, what a load of vomit.

The original Nyc and the San Francisco with Puck. God I am old.

Your brother and sister in law are the coolest people in the world. The end.

You can do it! My brother and sister-in-law quit their jobs at the age of 40, sold the house, took the kids and moved to Britain so they could both become archaeologists. Both now have degrees (my brother’s almost done with his PhD; she has a BA) from University College London and my sister-in-law is now working on…

Every time I read about this I am simultaneously excited and sad that I'm not over there working my dream job. :( Oh, I wonder who gets to do the botany.

Yeah, to me the grossest aspect was the whole “Skinny’s babies CUMMING soon.” NO. The actual BIRTH has nothing to do with cumming, you gross fucks.

yeah guys calm down, known sex offenders are great role models. I bet those kids are going to get great advice in consent and shit from their mom seeing how she grooms women to be assaulted by her partner.....A+ parenting skills!

Wow, his girlfriend really has that “dead inside” look, which is I guess how you find yourself carrying his progeny.

So what? I was born dead

This made me laugh, between Bowie bawling:

I love Neko. That is all.

I once on the street saw a mother get MEAN to a toddler when he wasn’t walking quickly enough to catch up with her and then smacked him upside the head. He started crying (of course) which of course made her curse more. I obviously was staring, it was so shocking to see this. So what does the mother do when she saw me…

Well she supports dictators who rob, rape and massacre their own people so it’s a bit fucked up to be upset about this. She’s literal human garbage. Fuck her.

two of the teenagers, aged 14 and 15, were turned in to the police by their parents