You know, it’s really a societal blurring of the lines between “people” and “companies”. Corporations are now treated like people, and people like corporations. And no one stopped to think about how those two are different and maybe Yelp is ok for businesses but not individual humans?

Is it time that we started treating straight, white, and conventionally attractive as a disability? It’s like they exist in a world of fantasies and society validates them.

“the user must provide that person’s phone number. Then the person will receive a text letting them know which one of their friends or foes started their profile.”

These guys don’t sound empathetic. They sound like people who have never met a troll, been fat shamed, or otherwise bullied.

Except it wasn’t a dig at J-Lo. Nobody respected Ben back when he was dating J-Lo because she was the classier and bigger celebrity. Ben was considered a talentless idiot that just followed her around and was just there. Nobody took him seriously.

Like honestly what is wrong with this quote? He is saying he thinks his friend was misunderstood and in a bad relationship. Which is bad because....?

I actually really hate all the comments to the effect of ‘he’s just a clueless douche’ or ‘I guess he was just some bro all along’. Are we really so singular in our thinking? Are we really so unable to reconcile conflicting feelings about a person to the point that we need to simply write them off entirely when they…

I think Kim Kardashian is probably a clueless douche. Ryan Seacrest has always sort of rung the clueless douche bell for me, for example.

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That’s what I hope happened too. And now the Vatican is livid that they were duped.

And all I got was this stupid marriage license.

So from dope Pope to Pope, the dope?

We all saw the Drunk History about Harriet Tubman’s history as a Union spy starring Octavia Spencer, right? I did not know this information and it is so cool...

“In my mind, I see a line. And over that line, I see green fields and lovely flowers and beautiful white women with their arms stretched out to me over that line, but I can’t seem to get there no-how. I can’t seem to get over that line.”

“I don’t want to date/get married.” often means “I don’t want to date/marry you.”

I feel like not that long ago all those sites would’ve just laughed at Michelle and left the picture up. It's nice that they're learning to respect children, but it'd be better if no one had ever taken those photos at all. Children should not be stalked by creepy-ass dudes with cameras just because their parents are…

“I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite ride at California’s Great America.”

Slightly off-topic: I remember around the time of Mass Effect 2’s release or maybe some months after, people were saying that it was going to be the next Star Wars due to it’s rising popularity. It seemed as if this was the intention with a movie planned but fast forward to 2015 I’m personally glad all that stuff…

Everything is so cute I’m surprised they didn’t replace Vader with this guy.

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