They’ve gone snowblind from the light reflected on their white peers and white, white reflection. Do not despair, they can be cured by ectomy of head out of ass and replantation.

I’m all for conscientiously objections, but I hate for it to be watered down and abused by people like Davies. And wouldn’t elevating it to a human right open a can of worms? Like I think it might be a thing in the UK against abortion (but somebody probably knows better. it’s just something I vaguely remember reading…

He’d still be the coolest pope if there wasn’t a Pope Joan. Not that it’s much.

My neighbor’s lab eats tennis balls. I don’t know how he swallows them, but he’s been to the vet three times to remove four tennis balls. But he’d still do literally anything to get to one. He’s started to salivate on footballs. Not in the I want to play with them way but in the how can I eat this kinda way. I…

Yeah, it was but I grew up with that and the food was good. Imagine not knowing and going to that. I think they ended friendships that evening.

I hear you, but I raise you 52 minutes. A 52 minutes speech by the groom (my cousin), 1 hour and 34 minutes by the father of the groom (my uncle), 10 minutes by the mother of the bride, aprox 30 minutes by the grandfather of the groom and 20 minutes by the bride herself. Not to mention the movie collage thingy of…

I think it might have to do with the weather/climate. In Sweden and Norway you don’t wear your shoes indoors or you wear shoes especially for the indoors. In the US I’ve experienced regional differences.

I’m a no shoe Nazi in my home, especially for high heels with exposed metal tips. My guests aren’t paying for the upkeep of my floors or cleaning them