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The Paterno/McQueary conversation as it plays out in the fevered imaginations of Gladwell, Jenkins, et al:

I have no faith in the Twins to beat the Yankees. Something strange happens to them when they have to play New York. It’s maddening.

Put a little English on it?

What’s important is that it sounded better in your head.

This tweet, though...

With puns like that I imagine you’ll be having Saxon o time.

My girlfriend’s sister had mono when we were all in college. I was terrified I’d get it because my girlfriend was the super jealous type and she would have accused me of kissing her sister or something. And the last thing I’d want is my girlfriend yelling at me because then my wife would find out.

He meant “aides.” A cure for aides like John Bolton.

Dolphins head coach Brian Flores declared on Friday, ‘I have a good team.’”

Not so much “set the tone” as harmonized with the tone that has resonated through this franchise for decades. 

Congratulations to the New England Patriots on winning the AFC East before they’ve even taken a snap in the season.

“Adam Gase had a chance to set the tone for the Jets’ season.”

Sounds more like he was Voluntold to leave.

It could be a coincidence, but I think it’s all kayfabe.

Much like all good colts who have suffered injuries, Andrew Luck will retire to a lovely farm upstate.

* grabs shotgun *

* takes Luck out back *

I guess you could say Indy's luck has........run out.

Dearest Mother,

Nope, very wet brain, but otherwise arid to the point of being desiccated.