“This” is a weird spelling of Ivanka.

It was super, thanks for asking!

I’m surprised DJ Gay had time for an interview with all the gigs this month.

my great great grandaddy didn’t die at the alamo rent-a-car by the denver airport to see me kneel to that hated rebel insignia!

Please please please please please please...  Oh please beat the Bruins...

Maybe it’s Bud Light and it’s both piss and beer.

Well yes, that’s how all apologies that don’t involve time travel work.

Player Chooses Christ, Church Over College

“And don’t miss the Heath Ledger story.”

He’s clearly having a stroke of some kind.

We’re all agreed this guy is jacking it, right?

There’s Kawhi squatting with his tongue out in anticipation, and Joel Embiid leaning over him in apprehension:

And that tantalizing Deicide-Pope Thrower matchup is RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER.

+ 1, 2, 3 times a lady

I feel like the Mustafa was wasted on the Tuna. If it was Mustafa Gooch-Fant...

Yo, I hear you BUT....What if the Joker was really all the friends we made along the way?

Reminder: This is DeadSpin if you pay attention to 85% percent of the articles absolutely nothing makes them happy and everything sucks.

Storm Duck x Truman Peyote is a real Sophie’s Choice situation here...that being said, I’m ride or die with Storm Duck. Storm Duck 4 Lyfe.