+1 armistice

I think I speak for everyone when I say: Please don’t start a Second Korean War.

I really appreciate that. Especially coming from a celestial unit of measuring time.

“Will Ohtani become the planet’s new God King?”

Check out this hoser who thinks it’s already spring in Toronto as if it isn’t snowing outside right now.

I mean, hiring a guy accused of serious financial crimes to the Trump Campaign is pretty directly on-brand.

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Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.

See the loveli lakes

Can we just agree that Captain Fuckface is a useless POS who has only one qualification and that is being a giant fucking racist which is the only thing his redneck, dipshit supporters care about.

It’s almost as if Trump is a liar and just says crazy shit all the time but people still report his words as fact.

Here’s a thought. Have whatever vague language you want, but force them to watch replays at normal speed (and maybe even give them a time limit). If you slow down the footage enough, there will always be a minutely detectable wobble. If it looks like a catch on the field, and reviewing several angles of film at normal…

GRRM has no motivation to finish the book and just is going to live the high life until he dies and can pass his book outline to Brandon Sanderson or someone like that to finish. Pretty baller move if you ask me.

Jaccob had been Slavin’ away all game trying to get a goal, and right when he thought it was paying off, Nash came in and Tuuka sure thing away.

“I says to him, ‘Whoa, easy there doc, why don’t you take me out to dinner first!’ and he says, ‘I can’t. That would be an NCAA rules violation.’”

lol wut

Ladies and gentleman, that is the conclusion of overtime. The gold medal will now be decided by a shootout.

Once again we find that freedom of speech doesn’t mean freedom from consequences. Even though this happened in Japan this reminder is still relevant:

Packers fans and it’s not even close.

I can’t see the Gadsden Flag without thinking of this: