I can’t see the Gadsden Flag without thinking of this:

He is staying at a very high end, exclusive resort. The staff says that Belichick has been a pleasure. They said he keeps his own room clean since, for unknown reasons, he refuses to use a Butler.

Your trolling needs some work.

wtf are you even talking about?

“The head coach pool

“He cheats like hell,” she said of Trump.

I’m seeing some non-Euclidean geometry in those pics.

Oops...*slinks away in shame*

God, I just want the Lakers to fire Luke and let LaVar try to run the team. Inject that schadenfreude straight into my goddamn veins.

I need a cigarette after that Patriots game.

Magary.... come out and play

And here I thought that Marchessault was an attempt by MMA to compete with the NCAA Basketball Tournament. 

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

It was a lackluster game between two bad football teams, trust me this is the most interesting thing about the game.

Dude, the Twins went from 103 losses to losing to a FAR superior Yankees squad in a one game playoff, I would not call that shitting the bed.

Also: playoff hockey is the most intense thing in sports and will absolutely wreck you in the best possible way if you have a rooting interest. Every single fucking second can be ecstasy or disaster.

I’m so damn happy that hockey is back. The Twins shit the bed, and the Vikings are in the process of shitting their bed, but the Wild have promise. I know they will let me down, it’s inevitable. Bruce Boudreau will not take this team (or any team) to the cup. But man I can’t wait for that game tonight against the Red…

Hockey needs to choose a dentist.

FTFY. ;)