Rob Gronkowski has apparently also weighed in on the controversy for some reason. And he seems to be siding with Barkley. So I guess each of us has to decide where we stand regarding Bro vs. Wade.

U.S. MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

That was so commanding and surgical an effort, I think he should be known as the Spurgeon General.

Fucking Magnetons, how do they work?

Great work, Ballaban. Really tremendous stuff. However, I must say that you left out the most crucial dramatization of nuclear war that currently exists on the Internet.

Are we sure that wasn’t a Twitter hoax too?

I was struck by a thought yesterday while watching this game: What if this meltdown happened last year? I bet several aspects of the season would be significantly different this year.

That’s no moon. . . .

Kind of a low ranking for the Fridge. At a minimum, I’m sure he’s well versed in EnergySTAR certification, which has to count for something at DOE.

As a millennial I can assure you this is not a meme.

Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.

Zygi played the rubes, jamming Minnesotans silly

I’ve struggled with this, but as women have explained it to me...

1] Unless the woman in question has asked for my opinion or approval about what they’re wearing (or not wearing), my opinion does not matter. Feminist empowerment has everything to do with allowing each woman to decide what to do with their bodies,…

I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

I must say I’m starting to have some doubts about this Trump gentleman. I initially quite liked his idea to make America great again; I was lucky enough to visit the country recently and I rated it only “very good” rather than “great” (I knocked a mark off because the hotel kept forgetting to change our towels and…

props on the most obscure WWII reference I’ve seen in a Deadspin comment section

The last Aryans to abruptly announce their retirement was Totenkopf at Kursk in 1943.

Just stick to beer and everyone will survive.

I’m in mountain time. This shit could be called before I’m done eating dinner. Then you just crack open a fresh 6 pack and wait for the Trump meltdown.