Kind of a low ranking for the Fridge. At a minimum, I’m sure he’s well versed in EnergySTAR certification, which has to count for something at DOE.

As a millennial I can assure you this is not a meme.

Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.

First they came for r/StarTrek, and I did not speak out—because I was not subscribed to r/StarTrek...

Zygi played the rubes, jamming Minnesotans silly

It has to be a TV show. But with Morpheus helping the police solve mysteries.

I’ve struggled with this, but as women have explained it to me...

1] Unless the woman in question has asked for my opinion or approval about what they’re wearing (or not wearing), my opinion does not matter. Feminist empowerment has everything to do with allowing each woman to decide what to do with their bodies,…

I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

I must say I’m starting to have some doubts about this Trump gentleman. I initially quite liked his idea to make America great again; I was lucky enough to visit the country recently and I rated it only “very good” rather than “great” (I knocked a mark off because the hotel kept forgetting to change our towels and…

props on the most obscure WWII reference I’ve seen in a Deadspin comment section

The last Aryans to abruptly announce their retirement was Totenkopf at Kursk in 1943.

Just stick to beer and everyone will survive.

I’m in mountain time. This shit could be called before I’m done eating dinner. Then you just crack open a fresh 6 pack and wait for the Trump meltdown.

It means you lost 9-3 to the Rams so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

Right? The life of a Vikings fan is simply waiting for that other shoe to drop...

It’s amazing to watch. This defense is beyond legit and Sam Bradford has perfectly filled the role of quarterback mercenary that Vikings fans have grown accustomed to over the last 25 years. I mean, I know the Vikings are still going to fuck this up (Blair Walsh), but I’m gonna enjoy the circus while it’s in town…

Same here. It’s kind of like how Cubs fans felt hearing how good they’re supposed to be all season. That impending sense of dread, of the shoe getting ready to drop, we know it’s coming, we just don’t know what it is.

God must be really mad at science now. Since AIDS was his punishment for homosexuals, that’s gotta be frustrating being undercut like this.

If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.