Or, +1 Heart of Galaxy Far, Far Away if you want to use the source material.

I like this theory. It makes the most sense.

+1 Apocalypse Long Long Time Ago

The Blues are the anti-Wild. Start off awful, suddenly get red hot, and steal a road win in round 1 from the Jets. At least they both fired Yeo midseason.

It is sort of a pessimists club, isn’t it?

Thank you for letting me know. Your sacrifice is not in vain. 

This has directly tickled my nostalgia nerve. Excellent.

Especially when you consider the “Brand” is Prosperity Gospel. If you a rich, it’s because you are an inherently good person! God has blessed you. If you are poor or disabled, it’s because you are a bad person, and God has punished you. Therefore, both rich and poor are getting what they duly deserve. 

The hero we need.

WHAT IS HYPE MAY NEVER DIE

+1 his user name checks out.

I don’t blame you, Duluth has charm. It’s got a good sized “hipster” population now. Say what you will about their fashion, but they do bring in interesting breweries and restaurants.

Also famous for the world-renowned scent of the paper mill. It smells like Sex Panther.

He’s back! He’s back. It’s the Drew post!

I’m surprised anyone outside of a 10 mile radius of the town knows of Cloquet. Imagine my shock at seeing it name dropped in the Deadspin comments.

I’m honestly surprised anyone outside of a 10 mile radius of the town itself has heard of Cloquet. Unless you are within that 10 mile radius. 

Here’s a thought: Rather than doing an entire game of half-assed tackle football, why don’t they make it a big game of flag football? Low likelihood of injury and it encourages stupid plays like this. The best parts of the Pro Bowl are the plays where you can tell it’s a bunch of guys having fun playing school-yard…

“Hot take: Fuck the Saints, and Sean Peyton. I’m glad they got screwed and look forward to all future screwings. Drew Brees seems nice though.”

Had to look it up, but yes - The baby is the younger version of at least one other character on the ship.