“Now if only we could find a way to revive General Leo as well.”

Maybe it’s one of those squirtable mayos.

More of an info graphic, really.

This is how democracy ends; not with a bang, but a whimper. Or in this case the slow and steady accession of power and abdication of responsibility to a single man with the misguided belief that the benefits, both social and economic, will “trickle down.”

The offense is not doing enough to keep the defense off the field. I think they’re just getting worn out.

Bravo.

In the future we will tell our children, “And that is how we got President Pence.”

use reddit.com/r/buildapcsales and pcpartpicker.com. Those will help you find deals and the historical pricing on pcpartpicker will help you determine how good those deals are.

Bumbledick is a lovely town, and the people are mostly ranchers not farmers.

There’s a drinking game to be had there. One drink per angry tweet?... nah, wouldn’t want someone to get alcohol poisoning.

I hold a deep, deep grudge against the Canucks for how they used to beat the crap out of the Wild a few seasons back. I’m always happy to see them on the lowlight reel.

Cheer up mate, the Wild might be passably good this year, and the Lynx are basically a dynasty. It’s just the teams that get on national TV that disappoint us.

Are these cutscenes and spoilers still available after launch, or are they pre-launch events only? I’d like to see them in person, but I can pull them up on YouTube if not.

Did anyone else ever have Pop-Tart Swirls? Those were the absolute best. Number 1 by a mile. Used to eat 3 boxes a week. Haven’t seen them in a decade.

SUPER EXCITED YOU GUYS. Can’t wait til he gets to the Vikings so I can laugh along and then feel really sad.

The three-step stat is working as intended.

The most homoerotic headline possible for this article.

I’ve been thinking much the same. It’s a cool concept, but I bet in a month you’ll see a drop off if they don’t start adding features. Localized trades and PvP would be a good start. They also need to fix the bugs and server issues.

This article is what happens when it’s Friday afternoon before a 3-day weekend and all you want to do is hit your word quota for the day so you can have a beer.

Seriously - what is it with obscenely rich white men and terrible hair styles?