Fingers crossed for the mystery of who soiled the poop deck.

Man, all this news about Donald Sterling is starting to make me think that having a mistress is a bad idea.

The voices in his penis told him to do it.

MOAR GOSSIP because, honestly, we need a break from the usual reposts from reddit and tumblr.

I guarantee you there is zero possibility of this bill passing the legislature for at least several years, no matter how much additional research is done, because the simple political reality is that the incoming Assembly Speaker has SeaWorld in her district.

I went to the San Francisco Ocean Film Festival this year, and they featured an episode of the series Changing Seas (http://www.changingseas.tv/episode301.htm…) about the major lion fish problem in the Caribbean and the work that the Reef Environmental Education Foundation is doing.

Mmm... dem short cool summers. I think they worry a lot about fires caused by lightning strikes.

This game does look really nice but, since we're talking about Wyoming, where's all the goddamn snow? (Source: Native of Laramie, WY)

Not bad. I'm still on my first run... been stuck at the Water Temple for 15 years.

Thank you!!!

Thank you, Tina!!!

It's VERY interesting to compare this statement to this previous position from King: http://tay.kotaku.com/open-letter-fr…

Thanks for the feature, Evan!!!

Hope you all get a chance to check out The Mushroom's latest article: Local Man Miraculously Wakes From Fourteen Year Coma.

In case anyone was wondering, as a cool 80s guy, I suffer from boneitis:

Thank you for sharing today's Mushroom story!

I'm no alternate personality because there can only be one McFist! But I'm happy to hear that I'm up in your head, touching your stuff.

Mucho gusto for the feature!

You're unbreaking my heart, McFist!

I love your work. :)