TOKYO – On the heels of SEGA’s announcement to partner with restaurant chain Hooters on promoting Sonic Forces, a Nintendo executive revealed in a press conference today that he hopes his company will also team up with Hooters on its latest offering, Super Mario Odyssey.
TUSTIN – Stating a gradual loss of interest compounded by unfamiliarity with Generation II, local man Benito Morales was informed today by friend Maritza Venegas that she would no longer be playing Pokémon Go.
HOLLYWOOD – With pre-production underway on the live action film adaptation of Naruto, sources report that Lionsgate executives gathered today to discuss how to address concerns about the diversity of the principal cast members.
Following recent public attention to a pattern of anti-semitic sentiments in videos by YouTube personality Felix Kjellberg, known popularly as PewDiePie, supporters of the embattled star have rallied to defend their egos against the threat posed by the probability that someone they openly like may be a racist.
DALLAS – Following recent scrutiny and controversy over the company’s “Circle of Life” program, GameStop Corporation Chief Executive Officer J. Paul Raines has reportedly confided to his executive management team that he has “lost hours of sleep” since the public airing of grievances by anonymous employees about the…
BELLINGHAM – Calling the series of short stories written by his eleven-year-old daughter featuring Overwatch characters “extremely alarming” and paralyzed with uncertainty about what to do in response, local father Tom Greenfield clutched the offending pages tightly in his hands and shook them frantically at his wife.
LAREDO – After intense speculation among Pokémon Go players about when and where it would finally happen, it has been officially confirmed that the first legendary pokémon, Articuno, was captured today at an Olive Garden restaurant in south Texas.
FIREBAUGH – As vehicles continued to pull into the usually empty parking lot and mostly young people emerged, only to linger around looking at their cell phones, local business owner William Fitch expressed concern about the mid-afternoon congregation outside his shop.
BOWSER’S CASTLE – With the annual celebration of romantic relationships only days away, King Bowser Koopa declared today that he has no intention of spending yet another Valentine’s Day all by himself in his immense, cold, empty castle.
ASHLAND – After being reported missing by her employer, police say that local woman Marie Tran was found today, at home, caring for hundreds of Neko Atsume cats across numerous devices.
REDDING – Although they’ve been on six dates and things are starting to get serious, local resident Reese Sherman acknowledged today that he was still not ready to share certain, intimate details of his life, such as his win/loss statistics, hours spent playing, and prized collections of rare items and costumes in…
JACKSON – Following a series of confidential conferences held over a thirty-six hour period, a tentative settlement agreement was reached this evening between local father Andre Crowder and thirteen-year-old daughter Avery which stipulates the terms of repayment on a $300 bill for in-game charges incurred in animated…
TOKYO – Citing the move as a core piece of its long-term growth strategy, Konami Digital Entertainment Corporation Limited revealed initial plans today to relocate all offices, including its Tokyo headquarters, from Japan to North Korea by 2018.
DR. LIGHT’S LABORATORY - As he locked the new cannon onto the boy’s arm, snapping it into place with a round, satisfying click, Dr. Light stepped back from the laboratory table and surveyed his handiwork.
MUSHROOM PALACE TEA GARDEN – Following months of pleas from the public and mounting pressure from businesses to resolve the trade dispute weakening the economies of both kingdoms, Princesses Peach and Daisy convened for a summit conference today – the first direct meeting of the heads of state in thirteen years.
LUIGI’S RESTAURANT – Following twenty minutes of one-sided dinner conversation, during which her counterpart gossiped shamelessly about their fellow tournament fighters, renowned bounty hunter Samus Aran silently confirmed that agreeing to this date with Captain Falcon had been a terrible, terrible mistake.
HYRULE CASTLE – As the King of Red Lions descended, Link closed his eyes and held his breath. The crimson, maned boat sank slow and straight in the water, like a stone, suspended inside the wide column of light. The water felt unusually, pleasantly warm. He opened his eyes expecting a familiar sting, but he saw…
Life is becoming increasingly unpredictable in Hyrule as the sun, a normally reliable fixture in sky, continues to rise and fall seemingly at random, causing general unease and upsetting many people’s basic notions of time and reality.
RAINBOW ROAD – Inside the peach-and-white shaded leather interior of her stretch state vehicle, the Princess is dressed in royal pink. As her armored limousine cruises down Rainbow Road, it’s nighttime in the Mushroom Kingdom. And with one week until her annual State of the Kingdom Address, Peach is hitting the road.
PITTSBURGH – Local amateur League of Legends player and soon-to-be father Ken Baldwin expressed confidence today that the birth of his first child will not substantially alter his availability and commitment to his online team.
