I'm no lawyer, but I think she stands a good chance of wringing those assholes clean of every dime in court.

Pictured: What Sarah Palin Thinks Her Orgasms Look Like

Nebraska invented the Rueben and should be the state's entry into this ranking. The handheld meat pies you speak of are the invention of a local fast chain, not some statewide point of pride. Get it together Burneko.

My dad used to put out a sign that basically said that Halloween was for children and licensed drivers need not apply. The folks who were old enough to shave generally were either sufficiently ashamed or conflict adverse enough to hang back.

Buy a dollar store bag of the gross candy and use it exclusively for the adults.

I love watching people pop huge pimples and/or blackheads :3

Nah, she looks WAY more like this muppet from The Dark Crystal...

It's particularly galling how she speaks as if Lena Dunham has no say in the matter. I really do wonder about someone who seems to regard everyone who crosses her path — or catches her fancy — as some sort of *renovation* project, especially when she seems to have so many personal shortcomings herself. To my mind,…

Response to her publicity stunt and to the reactions:

I have to share this somewhere. Today at 1:30p.m. I marked 9 days (i'm counting by the hour) without binging and purging, the longest I've gone without in five years. I've been bulimic/anorexic for over a decade and this past week has been me taking a stab at normal (I don't really know what normal is) and watching…

Do holiday weekends make anyone else feel sad and lonely?

Here's my contribution to the "pit bulls are good dogs" argument.

Guys, let's just be honest here.

I think it's not so much that they don't remember what they did, but rather, they're embarrassed by what they did so they don't want to admit it.

All that hard work for nothing, Brad Paisley and LL Cool J.

I thought you might have been exaggerating, that these were silly pranks where some unsuspecting person gets hit with a water balloon or something. These are horrifying and criminal. If I were a victim, I would use these vines as proof when I report the assault. In the jug one, I couldn't tell if the woman's ear…

I got a puppy! Well she's one, but that's still a puppy. Feels so good to have a dog again. My childhood dog had to be put down right before I left for college. I didn't think I could love a dog that much again, but after only 4 days, I think I'm finally ready. Share your furry family members here!

What a coincidence, I have a Dominican carrying my favorite team too.

Giving Jenny "Vaccines are Autism Durrrrrr" McCarthy a national stage with which to spew ignorant bullshit is the most dangerous proposition I've seen in, like, at least ten minutes (this is America after all.) Seriously though, any time she opens her mouth something awful comes out.

Lentil & Lindsay are my neighbors!