Colbert can get it. 100%.

COLIN FIRTH.

I prefer David gray’s version myself:

Back in my day, your parents just sent you to the neighborhood public school—a few kids went to a Catholic grade school, a few to a private and ritzy one, but your parents didn’t assume they knew more about how to educate you than teachers, administrators or researchers. If I wasn’t doing well at school, my mom would…

Stronger apart!

Johnny Dangerously!

45 just said last Friday that federal $ given to HBCUs may be unconstitutional (Pres Bannon straightened that out and 45 issued an apology that there’s no way he wrote himself), and DeVos just made it much harder for those student loan borrowers in the audience to repay their debt. It’s majestically tone deaf of BCU…

This sucks. What a loss. He was so talented.

I thought maybe it was Pearl.

Kellyanne Conway just admitted in a NY Mag article that she has helped pay for and driven friends to get abortions. Still has a job.

Jesus, this family has no understanding of optics. You sure this is a good time for Ivanka to move into an unpaid, off the grid WH gig as her dad approaches his impeachment hearings? Fucking idiots, the whole lot.

“BREAST MILLLKKK...YOU MAKE MY DAAAAAYYYYY”

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One point: KAC acts like a martyr over her Secret Service protection because she thinks she’s in danger because of working for 45; I was at an event with her predecessor Valerie Jarrett last year. She had it, too. The spin she puts on it is outrageous.

KAC posted a “where’s the sisterhood to support me?” tweet after some politician (a Democrat, to my horror) remarked that the pic of her kneeling on the couch was “familiar” (something creepy & gross to that effect). Should we console her? She was the one who told us to not go by what 45 says, but to “look what’s in…

Was his address sucknfuck69@aol.com?

LYIN’ TED!

He only sounded mature because he didn’t write it. Let’s stop giving him credit for knowing how to read.

One who is begging to have a reason to be back in the news again. Put nothing past her. KAC will happily milk this (completely deserved) public reaction in future interviews. I can see her telling Jake Tapper how hypocritical it is for liberals to tell her how to sit properly, then bring up the 306 votes again and…