Chessie FTW. My thoughts exactly.

I said this elsewhere on the site, but Huma looked so goddamn miserable in the “Weiner” documentary. I'm glad she's getting her shit together and dumping him.

Huma:

His early stuff is so great—the first 3 albums are just fantastic. And he’s certainly had some bright moments since then, but now I just think he’s magnificently gone off the rails. And having no direct family other than the Kardashians concerns me. He came into their life when their brand seemed to be wavering and…

When that choir comes in on “Family Business” at the end, I always lose it a little.

“Jesus Walks” is a masterpiece. It really is an affecting song. But that Kanye left on a plane out of Midway with Stacey Dash about 13 years ago and hasn’t been seen since then.

She could have put the video on any other medium that allowed for longer recordings. Facebook, Vine, etc.

The audio playback was crudely spliced together. We don’t really know if it’s her talking, and we don’t have a continuous dialogue between Kanye and Taylor confirming what was actually said, and if Kim felt the need to record it, surely something is wrong here. I obviously don’t know these people personally but am…

I think what irks me most about it is that Beyonce just sat back and let her many fans throw internet tomatoes at Rachel Roy for *possibly* being The Other Woman (even if she wasn’t, it clearly has hurt Roy’s career and image). Meanwhile, Jay gets a lot of nice, soft shots in Lemonade of playing around in bed with…

Ironically, I have a family member who had to work with Zooey Deschanel at an event a few years ago and was told by a PR person to not look HER in the eye, or speak to her unless spoken to first.

I could see Prince making a shady face and licking a lollipop as his lawyers tried to have a serious conversations about estate planning. He seemed so conscientious but maybe he really bristled at having to consider that he’d be dead one day.

What is a bummer is that I could see Prince’s siblings (who he didn’t seem to…

Oh my god, thank you for pointing that out! If only we knew each other in real life! /End “ranting”

Prince’s sister has many marbles loose. She sings (not well), and for a while would only perform if she could bring a stuffed dinosaur toy onstage that she named “Jazz.” They were estranged for a long time, and on a sadder note, she was a drug addict, was homeless, and a sex worker for a time (he went through periods…

I would have MUCH RATHER seen Katy Perry introduce Dolly and Kacey Musgraves (who would’ve been 100% more awesome and appropriate) singing a medley of Dolly songs. It was busted as F!

JoAnn Fabrics is very guilty of this. Things are on sale the minute they get on the shelves.

I friended Simmons on FB a while back and he is either a visionary or a mess—lots of pictures of him in makeup and wigs, posting weird motivational quotes, etc. I have nothing to compare it to, but he seems rather isolated. I hope he’s okay.

The only thing I thought of when I saw that pic is how Kim will need a double hip replacement in 30 years. That waist training did not do her alignment any favors.

Absolutely living for her read on her daughter Alexis’ “gray flannel suit” that she wore to her own wedding. Alexis sucks.

Not a big fan, but I was really rooting for Coldplay when I saw Chris Martin on James Corden’s show, because he seems kind, charming and a little dopey, but bringing in Bey and Bruno just made Coldplay look terrible. The three forces just have very different messages in their work, and the “Believe in Love” BS at the…