I was a huge sweet fanatic as a kid (well, I’m still one). Because I had a big family, my mom would hide special treats from time to time to make sure we didn’t tear into them. While rooting around in the spice cabinet, I saw a bar of chocolate and was like “Mom, you suck at hiding stuff.” I took a bite and my mouth…

I loved this shady line from his Wikipedia entry: “Morrissey is currently single, and is the father of record to four children...”

Paging Nick Loeb!!

Then spend more time raising your kid and less time trying to work out your opinions on reproductive rights with strangers on the internet.

I think that the minute the youngest turns 18, Vili will be running for the hills. He looked and sounded miserable.

This benefit has been done before, but I’m glad it’s getting a reprise! I hope the performers continue to really lean into it and sing some of Tori’s less commercially known stuff (my vote is for Cooling!).

What I want to know is when the Light Princess is coming to the US. I will be LIVING.

Here in Chicago, Scientology works out of a very shabby, small storefront on the North Side, but 8 years ago they bought an entire gorgeous, art deco-style older building in the South Loop (downtown for all you non-Chicago folk) and have done NO work on it. It's been empty and undeveloped for years. These people are…

This is so fucking weird. A video game about escorting a dead woman to heaven? Not even the most Christian Right of gamers would buy this.

As I recall, his mom had gone to a more reputable surgeon first, and was told that surgery would be a bad idea because of her health; none of them would take her on as a patient. So, she went and found a second-string, Conrad Murray type who agreed to do it, and she refused to stay longer than recommended in the…

Take note, Kim. Because Kanye will say the SAME SHIT ABOUT YOU when you two split.

A friend of mine worked at a coffee shop and had customers repeatedly come in to order "chino."

Did Kanye bodycheck that woman in the blue dress? What an asshat.

The "Raised by Narcissists" Reddit subthread is a WONDERFUL source of support for people dealing with Ns—not just kids. One user posted a quote-by-quote response to this NextAvenue article that I think sheds a great deal of light on why these estragements are common.

I regularly look at records of patients at our university's medical center for clinical research (I have clearance to do so); I take confidentiality very seriously. I won't even look at my OWN medical record.

If you're looking for more reassurance that Susan Patton is pitiful and massively out-of-touch, this profile of her from NY Mag comes to mind:

I assume there's a "Now, don't you date any colored boys!" clause in Kendall's contract.

Why can't she post Instagram pics of her just reading a book? That would be far more attractive than this constant, manipulated need for adoration. She's becoming a Kardashian.

In my hometown, there was a well-defined "rich neighborhood" that kids would travel to for consistent (i.e. every house participated), good candy. This kind of market research has been going on for ages.

DOUBLE—no, QUADRUPLE like.