Did you ever consider that he maybe was a penguin in human disguise? It happens more than you think.

It's going to be a hell of a scene when the curse is lifted!

Yeah, I mean if Kahn can be white now for some reason, "born-under-different-circumstances Sulu" can be gay.

….he could also be bi!
….That's a thing!
……Compromise!

But what about about when you shave gossamer, like Bugs Bunny?

Aw that's just…perfect, I just wanted to say that. I always used to have that song stuck in my head.

I always thought he was playing Chameleon!
…a really crappy version where he only changes his costumes, but still.

Woah, I didn't expect that, that's really interesting and…yeah, it doesn't sit well with me either now. Like, more than it already did for sounding like a one joke movie where the joke isn't funny. I'm sure a lot of people don't know that, but it makes it a little too close to home.

May I ask why? I know *of* Art Babbitt but not much about him so I'm actually really curious what you mean.

Dang, you're right. I just realized how odd it is you are honestly THE first person outside of my group of friends I've ever seen mention that bizarre…thing of a film.

"Harriet Jones. MP for Flydale North."

Not to mention the actual DVD commentary where the directors joke about that.

I thiiiink he's making a joke referring to Peter Griffin's unfortunately shaped chin.

Yeah, that's a good guide! It actually makes things make a lot more sense grammatically, though actual comics aren't that consistent.

"The Human Torch" and "The Invisible Girl" aren't that bad if you think of them like circus sideshow names! Like "The Human Cannonball." I think that's what they were going for way back then, especially the Torch who started in a sci-fi horror type comic. Like they're descriptive names but Mr. Fantastic is a nickname…

Oddly enough I got both trailers back-to-back in my theatre before "The Witch." I get that it's tangentially horror-related but for "Meet The Blacks" to be the *first* trailer I saw was…unexpected to say the least.

Part of me wishes that was the photo for every Bob's Burgers article.

It's from the unaired pilot episode, which is a weird choice… https://www.youtube.com/wat…

And his name is Jeff! I knew it was only so long until McCracken referenced Big Lebowski again…it's like a rule by now.

That's "boids" to you, doc